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SwearJar.

Every slipup counts.

The household consequence jar app. Set the rules. Track the slipups. Watch the leaderboard. Earn Pizza Night. Your family, accountable at last.

Download on the App Store iOS · $1.99 · One-time
SwearJar severity screen
SwearJar landing screen
SwearJar leaderboard screen

The severity scale

Three tiers. Named with warmth, not judgment. Dad is always winning. That's not a design decision. That's just data.

TIER 1 · +1 BLEEP
Mild.
We all heard it. But it's fine. Happens to everyone.
TIER 2 · +3 BLEEPS
Okay, that one was worse.
A clear escalation. The look on everyone's face says it all.
TIER 3 · +10 BLEEPS
OMG! We can't un-hear that!
Reserved for special occasions. The kids were right there.

How it works

Landing screen

Every slipup counts.
One button.

New jar setup

Your house.
Your rules.

Severity picker

Caught in the act.
How bad was it?

Jar and leaderboard

The jar fills up.
It's only Wednesday.

History log

The proof is right there.
Indisputable.

Celebration screen

Pizza Night, unlocked!
On a Thursday!

Share screen

Share it!
Movie night's on you, Mom.

The household consequence jar app for the thing your family has decided has a cost.

Name the players. Set the goal. Open the app when someone slips up, tap their name, and select the severity. The jar fills. The leaderboard is merciless.

Run multiple jars at once — a Swear Jar for language, a Phone at the Table jar for screen time, a custom jar for whatever the house has decided. Each jar has its own goal, its own leaderboard, its own moment of reckoning.

When the jar hits its Bleep target, the celebration screen fires, the confetti falls, the evidence gets shared, and the jar resets. Then it starts again. Because it always starts again.

Features

01
Multiple jars
Run up to five jars simultaneously. Swear Jar, Phone at the Table, Toilet Seat, Running Late, or make your own rule. Each jar is its own world.
02
Bleeps — the currency
Three severity tiers. Mild costs 1 Bleep. Medium costs 3 Bleeps. The kids were RIGHT THERE costs 10 Bleeps. The family decides the rate.
03
The leaderboard
Always visible on the home screen. Ranked by total Bleeps owed. The screenshot of this is the viral moment. Dad sees it. Dad cannot argue.
04
Goal presets
Pizza Night, Movie Night, Ice Cream Run, Game Night, Day Trip, or set a custom goal. The severity of Dad's language this week determines how soon they eat.
05
Timestamped history
Every slipup logged with name, tier, Bleeps, and time. Tappable. Scrollable. Mildly incriminating. The receipts are right there.
06
No accounts. No data.
Everything stored locally on device. Nothing collected. Nothing sent anywhere. The house keeps the records, not a server somewhere.
$1.99

One-time purchase

No subscriptions. No hidden fees. Unlike some people's contribution to the household language situation.

No accounts No data collected No subscriptions iOS only Multiple jars
Download on the App Store

SwearJar is a novelty app for entertainment purposes only. Bleeps have no monetary value.